Silvia Sánchez - Killing the Awkward Silence Expert - Café Lover - Ancient Turtle Owner - Bird Resuscitation Specialist
by Remazing
Price:
$99999 LIMITED SPANISH VACATION EDITION
ALL-TIME Availability + NO ReturnFit: As expected (110%)
KPI's:
- Made in Spain: Although beautifully manufactured in the sun-soaked streets of Valladolid, the Silvia is currently being dispatched from Hamburg. She could potentially arrive rain-soaked, but will still be fully functional.
- Bird Reviver: Worried about stray birds randomly drowning in fountains? The Silvia will turn you into the hero of the day! She is programmed to automatically call the police and the Animal Protection Service for you in just a sec.
- Weather Warrior: The Silvia may start reporting critical climatic conditions like squalls and hurricanes out of nowhere. This is not a bug! Plus, her repertoire was recently upgraded to include unexploded WW2 bombs warnings too.
- Packing Expert: Bid goodbye to the baggage claim roulette! After many years of real struggle, The Silvia is now so incredibly proficient at packing, she can help you fit a week's worth of outfits and thousands of skin products into a tiny purse.
- Awkward silence solver: Looking for something that can help you out when facing awkward silences with other people? The Silvia is the solution! Whenever there is a weird silence in a conversation, she is equipped with cutting-edge technology able to kill the silence and start talking about something else.
Exclusive (1) at Remazing
$1,000,000 LIMITED SPANISH VACATION EDITION
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The Silvia Sánchez Polyvalent Spanish E-Commerce Consultant – For the love of animals, food and client satisfaction
If you are looking for a real client expert and who can turn awkward silence moments into gold, don’t hesitate and get your own Silvia now! The Silvia is full of different kinds of small-talk knowledge. Therefore, she is one of a handsome kind.
Furthermore, the Silvia is very weather sensitive. This applies especially if you bring your Silvia to rainy cities! The Silvia is not waterproof, so technical issues might come out if the sky gets cloudy, and it starts raining. Sunny locations are strongly recommended for enjoying the real Silvia. But don't worry, whatever the weather, the Silvia will report extreme happiness when trying new food or restaurants!
Do you have the feeling that animals avoid you and your company? Then this Silvia is just perfect for you! With her as a real pet lover, all animals in your surroundings will be comfortable. She will probably show weird behavior when looking at a pet by emitting a noise of love, with also few tears of joy included. People might think this is a bug, but It’s not, 100% tested! Speaking of bugs: A lot of customers found some bugs in our Silvias. For the sake of transparency, here’s the list of the most common ones: dislocated knee, hard time to wake up, addiction to tapas.
The product details
- Good food = happy Silvia
- Pet lover
- Client Satisfaction Expert
- Sunny girl
- Colour: Yellow like the sun
- Dimensions: Shorter than her talks
- Model number: #BIRDHERO
Customer reviews
9 out of 9
9 customer ratings
I got my Silvia a couple of years ago and, although her previous version did not speak Italian yet, and came without the Bird Reviving feature, she was still worth every penny! Plus, I was lucky she was not as expensive as the Limited Spanish Vacation Edition. Clients meetings, presentations, budget proposals, team events, business trips, conventions…, there's no task too daunting for The Silvia. She's a 5-star E-Commerce Consultant! Highly recommended! At the beginning, her Weather Warrior feature used to startle me, turning on at random (must have had a traumatic experience with a German cumulonimbus or something). But don’t worry, this glitch is easily fixed with daily sunbathing sessions for your Silvia. Also, heads up, she wilts at the sight of eggplants and requires a steady IV of chocolate to recharge (Kinder is her fuel of choice). I was looking forward to finally getting the Limited Spanish Vacation Edition, but the Silvia accidentally landed somewhere between the Basque Country and Valencia, and is now back in Hamburg. Will try again for Christmas!
I bought this Silvia a year and a half ago because I needed order and knowledge for my new job, and I needed someone versatile who understood practically all the roles in Remazing. My goodness, what a good buy, I found a well full of wisdom and fun, now I can’t imagine my team without her, so I can’t be happier with my purchase! Although I think it came with a defect as it doesn’t have a mute button, she is always talking, no matter when, always! I tried to return it, but I’m out of the 7 days warranty. Although it is true that I really appreciate the thousand creative topics that she can bring at any time. I would buy it again, but the price is very expensive now as the same product is now called Silvia+ 2.0 Ultra Gold edition and the price has shot up, but I’m saving. 10/10 for my compi!
When I moved to Hamburg I was looking for a multi-language software, my main goals were training my Spanish and possibly also German, to quickly integrate in the city. The product page of this Silvia was mentioning her ability to speak fluently English, German and Spanish. Exactly what I was looking for! I paid a lot for buying her because I’ve selected the premium limited version (which includes a daily recap on the Instagram Directs of the most viral videos of the day), and guess what? After 4 months, she suddenly started to speak Italian!!!! I paid, and it’s her receiving the language lessons!?!?!!?!? Once again, after Terminator saga, after Halo TV Series, DO NOT TRUST ROBOTS!!!!
I bought this Silvia more than 10 years ago. I am very happy with the purchase, so I have acquired her premium version of E-Commerce Consultant a year and a half ago, and so far, 5-star product in this new-found functionality. However, there are other factors to take into account. Due to the variations of this product, “Los Brizuela”, I thought she would have great skills in basketball, but unfortunately this Silvia does not have the sport functions enabled. I saw an SBV of the Silvia skating some time ago, and it clearly did not convince me. If you are looking for a product with sporting abilities, buy any of their variations, but not this one. However, Silvia’s top functionality and nº1 in her category, is her love for pets. Any search with generic KWs related to love or care for cats/dogs, Silvia maintains a 98% in organic SoV. These results transmit a great deal of confidence deciding in favor of Silvia, right? BUT… But I have to say that, this Silvia was working perfectly until… I adopted a cat. She went crazy and into a constant loop talking about my pet, asking for pictures and videos, and putting “pucheritos” when she sees her. I can’t stop her, she has disabled the rest of her functions. Has this happened to anyone? Is there a solution? Is it permanent?
I got the Special Edition of The Silvia almost 2 years ago and I was very lucky as there was only 1 available in stock! The size is very compact and you can bring it wherever you want (it also fits the carry-on luggage when traveling and it goes through the security check easily). One of the advantage of bringing the Silvia with you is that the software has been developed to speak multiple languages, so no need to get worried for not being understood if you have The Silvia with you. However, I noticed that she tends to confuse the languages sometimes, so make sure to always update the software with the latest version! I also recommend to use The Silvia carefully when it rains! The device might have some troubles to be switched on as it is not waterpoof, but as soon as the sun comes out it restarts by itself and works smoothly again! I don’t know why but when you bring The Silvia to Spain it tends to work even better! This really surprised me and I also tried to wonder why. I found out that the it was produced in the warm and sunny Valladolid, that’s also why it has not been developed for working under the rain. Another weird feature is that it emits a kind of unknown sound when there are dogs or cats close to it. I tried to disabled this function but it seems it didn’t work. I don’t know if this is a bug or part of the software, I will try to fix it up by reading the instructions guide. I’m afraid this might get worse with the upcoming software updates!! Unfortunately (or luckily) the return is no longer possible, but I’ll be very happy to keep it even if new bugs would come out! 100% recommended!
My Silvia was one of the first things that I got when I moved to Hamburg (it came as a package deal with the Davide, and now that the warranty has run out, they can’t be returned separately). I got the German-speaking edition and I’ve been super happy with it ever since I got it. It is a real ray of sunshine, especially during week-ends when the weather is nice (for Hamburg standards). Sometimes it disappears for a while and then reappears in the office, but it’s ok because the super advanced Oura ring features allows to locate the Silvia : it is most often in Eppendorf and sometimes in Spain, its natural habitat, where it goes to seek some sun (the Silvia runs on solar power but can be recharged in Hamburg with homemade pasta). I would recommend this Silvia if you want good & positive vibes in your life!
This Silvia is simply a must-have if you’re abroad! Full of handy recommendations for wherever you happen to be but I found it to be most useful as a tourist in Hamburg where it offers near native-level insight into the best restaurants, cafes, and animal-friendly parks in over 4 languages! Even the occasional smoke it emits has a rustic kind of charm which means I now can’t get through a day at the office without it! Only negative I can give it, is that it came paired with an annoying Italian-made accessory that I haven’t really found a use for but it amuses me all the same!
I purchased The Silvia WORK EDITION a while ago, and now I am confused!! I got her for the office, and in the beginning she functioned perfectly. She would supply self made Empanadas during lunch breaks and to my surprise even had the feature “roast-italian-colleagues” enabled (although I didn’t pay for it). Super nice! BUT HERE COMES THE TWIST: at some point she stopped working in the office, all functions were disabled and it felt like she wasn’t even there anymore. Instead however, she started turning on during the weekends which surprised me a lot as I didn’t know I could use her outside of work. I figure I must have downloaded the wrong update. She got all the “games-night”, “bbq-in-the-park” and “friends” features now - but thank god the “roast-italian-colleagues” still works too. To be honest, I like this the Silvia even better, idk how I did it, but I recommend checking different updates!
Are you moving a new city/country? Order your Silvia ASAP! This wholesome welcoming product will make your life a 100 times better! By making sure you feel included, giving you the best tips AND impressing you with its gin basil- making feature. Have in mind that this product needs to hibernate from time to time and will go back to its functions stronger than ever when is sunny. Also for some reason this product has a lot of Italian features which I don’t understand yet but its okay, its part of its charm. Order your Silvia, you won’t regret it!