François Le Pape (aka Franky) Extremely Skilled Developer – True Remdash Expert – Protector of baby plants – as yellow as his home-brewed ginger beer
by Remazing
Price:
$99999 **priceless**
ALL-TIME Availability + NO ReturnFit: As expected (110%)
KPI's:
- Invisible Force: Since the Franky comes with a cozy apartment you won’t see him around the office much, but you will notice his work as it makes your life easier
- Special Skills: Apart from programming this model is also equipped with sick inline skating skills (no training required) and an enthusiastic cook, who grows his own tomatoes
- Upgrades Included: Your Franky will always try to better himself. You will also find him reading tech blogs and self development books, even when he’s at the beach.
- Additional features: Apart from building CMS and advertising tools, this model builds all kinds of stuff from scratch in his free time and devotedly protects baby plants from weird worm plague
- Patient & helpful: If there is any problem, your Franky will make you his rubber duckie by patiently explaining it, until he finds the solution
Exclusive (1) at Remazing
The François Le Pape DevOps Engineer – Spices up your life and your software!
If you are looking for a dedicated developer for your project – this Franky is what you need. A true french specialty to sweeten your day and make your life easier, by automating your workflow and supporting on short notice.
In his free time you will still find him building, not only on the computer but also in his work shop, crafting anything from Christmas Cards to a Catan board.
Apart from his programming skills, the Franky comes with a number of additional features. He skates like a pro (no special settings or training required) even when you give him faulty equipment. He also is a dedicated cook who keeps a digital recipe book and has an extensive spice collection, because for him, spice is life!
Patient and helpful as he is, he will pretend to explain a problem to you, until he finds the solution, rubber duck debugging the hell out of any issue.
The only real downside is, you won’t see him much in your office, as he enjoys sleeping in a bit and comes with a really cozy apartment.
The product details
- Impressive Cooking and Crafting Skills
- Apartment & plant lover
- Remdash Professional & Tech Genius
- Passionate Inline Skater
- Material: DIY
- Colour: yellow - like his home-brewed ginger beer
- Dimensions: smaller than the Eiffel Tower
- Model number: #POSITIVE_VIBES
Customer reviews
5 out of 5
5 customer ratings
Since I have Franky in my life, I can properly sleep again without fearing that Remdash will not survive the night. I did not read the instruction, so I was surprised when it randomly got into the "Complain Mode: Hamburg Weather", but I found a patch to turn this off. He even brings hidden dance talents, cooking skills and a huge toolkit – much more than shown on the PDP before! Seriously I have no idea how I could've lived without him in the past years. Just make sure you let him play some "Schlager" songs in the morning and he will perform even better!
If you're looking for a comprehensive and energetic devops engineer, check out the Franky Extreme Gen4, a one of a kind Remazing limited edition model. I’ve been using the Franky Extreme Gen4 for about 6 months now and its built-in functions do an excellent job understanding your commands, so you have no trouble communicating with it from the comfort of your couch. Its unique French design brings a stylish look to your workflow, with automated controls and first class support.
I have been using the Franky for a bit over a month now and so far I can give a full 5 stars. It is always ready to use at any moment and can solve my problems in less than an eye blink. I have also noticed it's really versatile and can be used on many different tasks and for that reason I am looking forward to use it much more in the future. I can understand why the Franky is a limited edition, the willingness to help and to explain tech stuff will surely make him increase in value in the future.
I've used The Franky for almost a year now, and I can honestly say, it's definitely unique. Like accidentally breaking the mold after making the first one, unique. I've read rumors online, about the factory trying to release a new Franky model (after Remazing getting the first and only one Franky), but then giving up, as they couldn't replicate it. It really loves learning new things, and its self development mode helps it release new versions for itself, constantly being in a loop of updates. Super friendly and compassionate, makes friends easily, always with a positive attitude and a smile, almost like a human. When you are bored, hit the F button on its back and it starts sharing dev articles. I would tell you to get your own Franky, but unfortunately you can't ;)
This Franky has saved me so many times I can’t even count. It is the ultimate machine learning tool. Feed it with whatever problem and the algorithm comes to live, coming up with a solution. But not only can you use it for your problems. It also keeps providing you with lots of useful information for all kinds of topics. Additionally, it is super nice and kind. It is also lots of fun to play ping pong or beer pong with it and I heard it is also quite impressive in cooking food. Be careful when taking it on an airplane as the code has a few bugs when leaving the ground and it might not work properly until back on the ground. But I’m sure the development team is working on a solution, as it is constantly developing the Franky to make it an even better version in the future. Overall I would give 10 stars if I could.
I usually don’t order stuff like this off the internet, but when I saw all the features the François had, I thought it was too good a deal to ignore. I thought I would get scammed but honestly I am so glad I purchased this François, it exceeds expectations. My François can be used as a colleague, a friend, a flatmate, a chef, a handyman, a jar opener, a bin for leftover food, and much much more. It gets updates very often so the AI is always on top and the François will never be boring! The design is quite pretty, too, which is a good plus. I couldn’t figure out where the “off” button was for the weird language setting that includes incomprehensible words like “PR, API, preview environments…” but I just smile and nod and then it usually stops after a while. Overall I think this François is the best purchase I might have ever made. Minus 1 star for the 5 month delivery delay
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I have been using Franky for almost a month now. I don't recommend it at all. It's awful! Its tinkering skills are painfully good. Whatever you think of, it thought about it before. Whatever the problem is, it has a solution. Makes me nihilistic. I cannot even have a proper unsolvable problem with this thing. It does say "makes your life easier", but that doesn't mean it should automate my workflow to the point I only have a few commands to enter for EVERYTHING!? It even shortened them to just 1 or 2 letters! I mean come on... Just when I thought it couldn't be worse, I found out it comes with a teaching feature! Which, by the way, was not a part of the product description!! Imagine this, it includes: * Full on debugging support - it debugs every damn thing under 2 min * Hovering mode - hovers above everything you do, gives advice, answers all you questions * Support mode - supports you when you feel overwhelmed, makes custom-tailored tasks for you to learn from, makes you feel like a part of the team and a friend * Astounding digital library (like, A LOT. OF. Study links! O.O) * Morning cheerfulness - It is just so merry and positive all the time. Even on rainy days, it only has a happy mode. You cannot turn it off! I swear to god...