Lukas Neumann Hard-Working E-Commerce Consultant – Advertising Specialist – Clients' and Mother-In-Law's Favourite – Fries' yellow
by Remazing
Price:
$99999 **priceless**
ALL-TIME Availability + NO ReturnFit: As expected (110%)
KPI's:
- Made in Uelzen: Locally sourced from Uelzen and handcrafted from "Mama", this consultant meanwhile can also be ordered directly from Hamburg, Dulsberg.
- Amazon Smile: Like all of our products, this Lukas is a genuine Amazon allrounder but with a particular advertising add-on and the ability to always wow clients (and mothers) with his charming smile.
- Day-drinking-approved: If you need a drinking buddy, this e-commerce expert is perfect. Equipped with a day-drinking feature and always in the mood, you'll never be alone.
- Game Expert: Whether it's table tennis, beer pong, or WOW, this consultant is always up for a game. Caution: Being a good loser is not part of the equipment.
- Made out of Potatoes: Regularly recharge with (loaded) fries and Pringles to keep him running. To avoid hiding in the bathroom, remember to watch his maximum capacity.
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The Lukas Neumann E-Commerce Consultant – Gain multiple touch-downs for your Amazon appearance
The Lukas is the perfect fit for you if you need an Amazon expert with a fable for advertising and the ability to keep clients happy – just with a simple smile. But be careful; this smile also drives mothers(-in-law) crazy. Especially as a very proud Uelzener, this consultant is a ray of sunshine – but only if you supply him with fries from his favorite spot Frittenwerk and you are willing to endure regular dad jokes.
Always take your Lukas with you if you require a fun day of day drinking, games, or meeting in the magical forest. He will always make sure you are well taken care of.
Special plus: If you are willing to put some work into it, this e-commerce expert can be extended to a half-marathon runner - maybe. Moreover, you can barely lose or overlook this consultant, as you will always hear him walking before even seeing him. Warning: In case he is carrying orange juice while walking around, better don't get in his way to avoid accidents.
Order to surround yourself with a funny, positive, and hard-working person that will have your back in every situation!
The product details
- Made in Uelzen
- Advertising-Expert
- Perfect son-in-law
- Material: Potatoes
- Colour: Fries' yellow
- Dimensions: Fits in every hoodie
- Model number: #29525_Lulu
Customer reviews
7 out of 7
7 customer ratings
I came along this Lukas almost two years ago. At first, it took me some time to get used to him, but after that he quickly became irreplaceable. With this Lukas, you get a lot of Amazon knowledge with a specialisation in advertising, structured project management and good advice - all packed up in one smiling goofball. Even if you try to dislike him, you just can’t. Highlights with this Lukas include lots of Siedler rounds, the successful handling of two escape rooms, a rather shaky canoe tour and too much wine drinking. Attention: This Lukas shows no mercy in a game of table tennis. Smash balls will happen and can occasionally leave little bruises. But since a game with him is guaranteed a lot of fun, it's (kinda) worth it.
Dad jokes guarantee in the stand up that there is only with Lukas. But fortunately, he is not lost without his book, he always has a good joke in store, which makes us all laugh and lifts the mood. But that's not all! Lukas is also a real pro when it comes to drinking games with a ball and a cup. I've never seen anyone throw as accurately as he does. It's like he has a natural gift for it, and that makes him a true champion at any party. I highly recommend Lukas. His skills make him a true all-rounder that you just have to like!
I was able to test this special product in 2019 (internship) before I decided to "buy" it in 2020 and thus founded my Zebra product portfolio. The product “Lukas” is extremely versatile, be it in front of customers, whom he wraps around the finger with his charm (e.g. Hakle, Windstar), as an occasional auditioner for the morning stretching exercises in the Zebra Stand Ups or as a Dad-Joke Ambassedor (only criticism, we need to work on the jokes a bit more). Without this product the whole Zebra product portfolio would not function as well as it does. I could not imagine it without this specific Lukas, so if you haven't already purchased this multi-talented product. Go ahead and do so now - you won't regret it! 🚀
I came across a so-called Lukas 2 years ago - at first I was very unsure and confused about what such a Lukas should be able to do. This led to a bumpy start and little contact with the "unapproachable" Lukas. But after some evenings of Beer Pong, I became more and more aware of the usefulness and purpose of a Lukas. Here is a small list of the positive aspects of a Lukas: - The humor - Always in a good mood - For every fun to have - Huge knowledge about Amazon and consulting But like every machine, a Lukas also has small disadvantages, which must not be missing in this evaluation: - Has regular toilet times, which must be respected in any situation - Once you have him, you can no longer be without him Therefore, I would recommend a Lukas to anyone who wants to have fun in life!
As some of the other reviews have stated, I agree that it takes some time to get used to this Lukas, but it sure is worthwhile! You will have plenty of laughs with this Lukas’s humour and will always be entertained by his lovable energy. When you see him having fun with his drinks and beloved beer pong, it is no surprise that he is also a very skilled table tennis player. However, him being such an easy-going party persona, you wouldn’t expect him to be so professional when it comes to his work. He is a true expert in his field, especially advertising, and luckily shares his knowledge with all of us! You will be amazed by his expertise and will surely benefit from everything this Lukas has to offer - 10/10 would recommend!
I bought this Lukas one year ago and I can tell you it was one of the best buys I ever made. Since then I have learned so much from this expert. Not only when it comes to amazon advertising but also when it comes to what it means to be a great teacher and a fun colleague. When carrying your Lukas along, you can be sure your day will start with a laugh as he tells you the best dad jokes. Hint for a long product lifetime: make sure you feed him a big portion of frittenwerk fries for lunch to keep him running smoothly throughout the day. Absolutely recommended!
If you're looking for a great combo package, this Lukas is the one for you! Not only do you get a professional and knowledgeable colleague who always gives 120% and still takes his time to answer any questions or problems you may have. You also get a fellow mate who is always up for a few laughs, more or less funny jokes and of course table tennis. This lovely combination is what makes this Lukas so irreplaceable. - Highly recommended and never gets old