Romain Alonso Hard-Working Country Manager France – True Google Sheets Expert – Vendor Central Lord – Arc-en-ciel fish coloured

by Remazing


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$99999 **priceless**

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  • Made in France: Originally produced as a chef, the Romain developed to the French team chief, and his language skills fermented into an almost comprehensible English.
  • Very Optimistic: Whether it be about building a motorcycle, creating a massive French team, owning a Tesla, or becoming a cryptocurrency superhero, this Country Manager only dreams big.
  • Part-time Italian: As one country is not enough, the beerpong enthusiast is also really useful as a step-father for young Italian consultants. But be careful: It’s very likely to take over new gestures.
  • (Re)Amazing Potential: This Amazon pro is always hard-working, full of ideas for improvement, and manages to keep his team(s) and clients happy and satisfied.
  • Instructions For Use: Remember to always order a fish tank some years in advance for your ecom expert, to be filled with liters of Volvic water.

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The Romain Alonso Country Manager France – So much more than just an e-commerce professional!


In need of an Amazon expert with the additional feature to grow your French market? The Romain is the perfect fit for you! Sourced in France, he brings all the knowledge you need and never runs out of new ideas to bring success to your home or business.


Additional features worth mentioning are his exceptional excel/Google sheets skills, profound knowledge of vendor central and all administrative matters, cryptocurrency, and crowdfunding, or anything else you might not have the time to learn about during your daily life.


This country manager is also an ideal purchase when you have pets at home as he loves many animals. So far, he primarily works well for dogs, but the next feature in the pipeline for this product is the “Fishtank-Upgrade”. Stay tuned to see the magic of the kaká of the fish feeding basil!


However, if you are traveling a lot, better use the older Romain-without-a-dog version of this Amazon expert.


When it comes to other updates, be aware that the consultant is very adaptive to new gestures but needs more than five years to learn a new language.


If you feel brave, you can use your Country Manager as a very emotional beerpong player in your team to get rid of your cups very efficiently. If you use him as an opponent, try to ignore him for your well-being.


When bored, put your Romain in front of specific TV shows that are definitely, absolutely, with no doubt meant for 30-year-old men.


In summary, you can only benefit from this product if you use it properly.


Please note: This item is not available without a cap.

The product details


Customer reviews
5 out of 5

8 customer ratings


Emil
Verified Purchase

This Romain was for a pretty long time in our Amazon shopping basket. The duration was so long that this Romain even regularly sent updates to us asking about the status and our buying intention, which is quite a unique behavior for an Amazon product. Suddenly it went very fast, and we finally purchased this French "surprise bag" in Nov 2018.
In the past three years, this surprise bag turned into a strong, high-performing, inspiring, and most importantly, fun leader. You can throw any challenge to this Romain. No matter how complex it is, he will solve any issue with his sharp analytical skills. Moreover, this Romain can sell products that do not exist yet with the help of his strong storytelling skills. He managed to sell a non-existing fish tank to the whole Remazing team (incl. Management) with just one message: "We can grow delicious basil with the help of the kaká of the Remazing fish."
On top of his professional skills, he is a great companion for canoe trips. During our summer party in 2019, I managed to be in the fastest canoe with him while enjoying our white wine. In contrast, others were 1h behind us and even fell into the Alster lake.
The cherry on top: I love his new cap style!
In a nutshell: 5/5 stars, can highly recommend and will never give it back!

Pauline
Verified Purchase

It took a long time (around 5 months) for me to finally get my Romain after I ordered it (the fishtank part is still missing though). It was a few sizes taller than expected but I still decided to keep it.
Now that I’m used to having my Romain around, I can honestly say that I don’t know what I would do without it. It is very useful for advice, trust and support. I have never come across such a good quality Country Manager, and I would absolutely recommend it to anyone who wants to prosper professionally. I know many people who also own a Romain, and they have mentioned the endless qualities and functions of this product, so I’m looking forward to discovering all the uses, especially the cooking ability and the cryptocurrency advice (if anyone knows how to activate those please contact me, I haven’t found the button).
I think the specific item I received is defective when it comes to language skills but it’s only a minor inconvenience : I’m sure I can get it repaired easily. I would definitely recommend it !

Océane
Verified Purchase

I made the purchase of Romain 5 months ago, I had heard about his amazing qualities in Google Sheets and I am fully satisfied. He is a real Google Excel Sheets expert, the king of formulas and tables! Always good advice, creative, entrepreneurial, and ambitious, he is a very good quality product to grow your business! I definitely recommend the purchase of Romain.

François
Verified Purchase

I gathered a lot of feedback before receiving my Romain and this model is even better than I could have imagined. I really like to buy local products, and it was a nice surprise to discover he was made in my hometown.
Don’t be lured by the current product location, the Romain won’t be very useful for German practice... So I used it for all kinds of sports, especially running, krav maga and stand-up paddle (the Romain is Waterproof & solid as a rock!).
It is a great Romain compared to other Romains on the market.
Thanks to my Romain, I didn’t become fluent in German but I am now super rich with his advice on cryptocurrencies.

Philippe
Verified Purchase

I didn’t know what to expect when I bought my Romain but clearly this one is above all expectations.
Romain is the best to make you feel like part of the team, always some awesome and funny stories to tell, there are clearly not two Romain like this one !
Even if you just bought it, this Romain has full trust in you and, as an example, is willing to give you his phone while you are on the water on your SUP Board aka his only access to all his cryptocurrency so there is a huge amount of responsibility coming with this one !
Overall, I highly recommend this Romain. I've also heard from the other person who has to use it everyday that he is one of the best country managers out there !

Clara D.
Verified Purchase

When I first saw this Romain it was quite expensive compared to other French products, especially because it had many other features (like cooking Michelin-star level) I didn't really need. Just before Christmas it was on sale so I decided to get it. I am happy I got it but didn't pay for the extra features, as it never performed so well on that. But I am still really optimistic that one day it will happen!
Another review I read was its Spanish warehouse origin, so I thought it would be nice to have and an extra good quality, although the longest sentence he can say is "la madre que te parió", not so useful for Amazon. With some alcohol it gets very funny so I recommend trying that if you get this Romain!

Davide
Verified Purchase

Although it seemed quite expensive at first sight, I decided to order it and trust me if I say that it turned out to be the best purchase ever made! Mistrust of other Romains, this is the real one and will definitely change your life! Don’t be scared: he will probably be taller than you and what you’d expect so make sure to have enough height space when will be delivered.
What surprised me the most is the incredible quality of materials it is made of and its natural skills of creating powerful Google Sheets for everything. Moreover, it is so compelling that you can’t refuse to play Beerpong against him when you are asked. I heard that he is really hard to beat and it’s true but if you do it, he’ll get nervous and start making weird Italian gestures. He is funny, so don’t let him win!
I’ve been using the Made in France Romain for 10 months and I can’t get enough! It brought so much value in my daily working life by giving me thousands of suggestions and advice that truly helped me to move on. It’s really a step-father as the product description says!! I really look forward to discovering all other uses, especially cooking skills!
Don’t be skeptical: Get this unique Romain, highly recommended!

Francesco
Verified Purchase

This Romain is definitely of my best purchases on Amazon. It perfectly reflects its description, I also received a set of caps of different colors, which makes sense as the PdP says that it is not available without the cap.
The problem is that the battery quicky runs off and I have to charge it again, I would love to bring him to the office everyday but 1500 mAh are not enough.
But yes, I have to say that when it is working after a long charging time I really enjoy my purchase: the best colleague ever!

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