Timo Helken Power CTO – Ambitious Developer from our Remdash Excellence Line – Dedicated Team Lead – Black/Orange

by Remazing


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KPI's:

  • Product Master: This entertaining techie with a “Straßenabitur” brings the in-depth knowledge and experience to build best-in-class software solutions.
  • Octopus Feature: Although he was only produced with two arms, he could actually use eight. He is not only a CTO but also a product manager/consultant, salesperson, and technical facility manager.
  • Passionate Cook: From self-caught fish over burgers to pizza, this developer is an excellent chef and knows how to make his team happy and saturated.
  • Big Entertainer: With his beerpong and DJ skills, he is the perfect addition to your party. Just be aware you’ll hear him sing/scream about fast cars or forest fires regularly.
  • Energetic Leader: Being a hard-working team leader with a big heart, he makes sure his teammates stay connected and become the best versions of themselves.

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The Timo Helken CTO - good design paired with technical expertise


Purchase this bestseller from our exclusive Remdash line now, and your glass will always be full - figuratively and literally speaking.


This hard-working Timo will develop excellent software, rock any client meeting, and do demos without preparation. He is an all-around talent for your digital product-related needs. If your internet is not working, you can also use him as a chef or restaurant owner and expect nothing below two stars.


His ambitious character shows, especially when he’s learning new stuff. If he focuses on one specific topic, he is becoming an expert in this in no time – a product with many surprises!


To take good care of your Timo, regularly provide him with good drinks, food, music, houseboat and surfing vacations, and some tickets for Teddy Teclebrhan.


The product details


Customer reviews
5 out of 5

6 customer ratings


George
Verified Purchase

I've had the Timo for 4 months now and it's amazing. Cooks delicious food in no time, organising/planning events with it is a breeze, and always says positive things to start my day. I would totally recommend it! The only issues I've had with it so far is that although advertised to "catch fish", I haven't seen it performing to that aspect. But really a minor thing, as pizza making / recipe suggesting / beer pong mastering functions of the Timo make this a great sale and a hit at home and the office. Looking forward to version 2.0 with the "advanced sailing" functions and the more refined “fish catching” controls.

Kai
Verified Purchase

I had heard about the Timo before, when I saw it on Amazon. It had some good reviews but I didn’t quite know what to expect. After 4 months I can say it is amazing. The Timo will really help and support you in developing probably nearly any skill you want. And while doing that, it provides you with the most excellent food whenever you are around it. It is also a great help in beating French teams in Beerpong, but maybe needs some more fine tuning in its Spikeball skills. In the future, I look forward to go surfing with the Timo one day, as I heard it can perform quite well on a surfboard. All in all I can highly recommend this product to anyone and I can honestly say that this was one of my best choices I’ve made.

Emil
Verified Purchase

I didn't know that this one and only Timo was also available on Amazon, as he is a scarce species! I still remember how we dreamed of having a full-time CTO at Remazing who fits our culture and values, and can put the vision of Remdash into reality. Suddenly, this Timosen appeared through an introduction of a man called "Heinemeister." From the early beginning, we knew that this Timosen was an even better version than in our dreams, with an always-on positive and stay-hungry attitude. After multiple prayers and attempts and experiencing his magic only in a part-time freelancer setup, he finally came in full-time. The outcome was even better than expected, and it turned into a love story that will be streamed on either Netflix or Disney+ one day. I’m glad that we can raise our baby “Remdash” together with this talented and gifted person. We will never return this Timosen back!

Philippe
Verified Purchase

A year and a half ago I found this Timo on internet and knew that it would be an awesome purchase ! If you think you ever had the best pizza in your life, it's because you still haven't got your Timo. Truly a Masterchief with the ability to make you love something that you thought you hated. With his optimist & energy, he will know how to keep you happy & motivated. An absolute recommendation :D

Robin
Verified Purchase

Had my Timo for for almost 3 years now. The first two years he shed his moustache in november, last year he finally kept it. Looks like he settled in to the hamburg climate. If voice activation doens't work, try a high-pitched "moini" - He will be ready to answer any request you might have. Really glad I bought him. Totally recommended.

François
Verified Purchase

I got my Timo a while ago, at first I thought it would be useful only for Tech topics, but then I realised it is a real swiss-army knife! After years of looking for the best pizzeria in Hamburg, what a surprise to discover I was working with the best one! Timo’s pizzas are undeniably the highest quality, as are his tech skills. Did I also mention Timo can act as a Beer-pong cheatcode? The process is quite simple, you just have to start a game with him in your team and the whole game starts to be way easier than usual, I am still unsure how it works under the hood. Maybe the mustache? To be noted, the latter is real material and bring nice & clean look to our Timo.

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