Robin Kamrau Hard-Working Senior Backend Engineer – Jack-of-all-trades – UwU Expert – Cookie-Brown

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  • Hamburg-based: Located close to the Boberger Dünen (aka Boburger Dürüm), the Robin likes to invite his friends to a leisurely walk. Unfortunately, for most Hamburg people visiting the Robin would require a day trip.
  • Master of everything: This Backend Engineer can do everything, from Mongolian throat singing to baking delicious cookies and carving spooky pumpkins. Plus, if you ever need a perfectly brewed English tea, Robin is the first one to call.
  • IT-Pro: The Robin does not only know Coding language fluently, he can also speak UwU on a native level, which is why he is also known as Wobin in insider circles. He also manages to perfectly teach his knowledge to any willing student.
  • Cat Lover: As he loves cats more than humans, he regularly visits the Katers Köök. However, he quickly leaves again if he’s scared off by suspiciously overly friendly staff.
  • Exceedingly wordy: If you get lucky, you’ll get more than a “yes” or “no” from him in a conversation. However, don’t ask him how his weekend went on a Monday, if you expect a longer talk.

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The Robin Kamrau Senior Backend Engineer – Dry humour meets sweating emoji


Looking for a good laugh combined with the perfect coding skills?
Although the Robin is not the most extraverted object you will meet, if you really get to know him, you will be blown away by his funny personality. He also doesn’t take himself too seriously, regularly updating his Slack profile picture to a bald egghead Wobin.


This IT-Specialist does not only prefer his code clean, but also his work environment. Also be aware to not leave bananas in the fridge, or else he will be VERY upset. Although, nothing upsets him more than the excessive use of this smiley face emoji. 🙂


You will be very lucky if you know him, as he prefers to stay anonymous, which is why there are few existing pictures of the Tech-expert on the internet. Next to his well-known skills of fixing things, he also has a hidden talent dodging questions about his private life.


To guarantee a perfectly functioning Robin, just provide him with a daily dose of fries from Frittenfreude, cookies and English tea.


Please note: No return policy — you won’t need it.

The product details


Customer reviews
5 out of 5

6 customer ratings


Timo
Verified Purchase

I remember ordering my Robin 3 years ago even without having proper product images. At first I thought it was fake because it sounded too good to be true. But after seeing the final product, I could not insist on getting my very own Robin. Not reading the manual was a mistake though, because Robin is not compatible with DELL laptops. But after switching to another laptop he was working smoothly. He performs amazingly on various tasks and countless ad-hoc requests, always staying friendly and supporting. One thing I learned is that Robin does not need too much input, otherwise he could be disappearing, but luckily I figured that out quite quickly. To be honest I think I could wake him up in the middle of the night to write some database queries, but I prefer to activate him not earlier than 9:36. Robin was one of my best decisions so far and I hope he will not break for the next following years!

François
Verified Purchase

I got my Robin almost 3 years ago, he is now out of warranty but working even better than day 1! I was a bit afraid when I got him, as I was expecting him to be louder, but seems like it is a normal Robin behavior. Be careful of the environment where you place your Robin, I noticed he likes a lot of plants, not too much light, good bad fast food (can be picky with the shitty-food-level), and medium humidity. Be sure to keep another developper around to entertain the Robin as he is fond of bullying from time to time! To communicate with the Robin, I’d recommend to get a copy of “Functional programming for dummies” and “How to achieve good & subtle people roasting”. Warning: Don’t send this smiley “🙂” to a Robin or he gets dangerous. Nevertheless, 100% recommended, insta-buy this item.

Pauline
Verified Purchase

I received my Robin a bit randomly because it came in a package bundle with some French tech products I really wanted. First I thought the Robin was broken because it did not emit any sound but then I realised that this Robin is one in a million! It waters my plants for me and brings me perfect tea on command, not to mention that it is absolutely hilarious. I would not exchange my Robin for anything in the world.

Sam
Verified Purchase

Can’t believe how much has happened since I first started using Robin! How time flies! Whilst at first, difficult to navigate around, I’ve taken to using Robin really well in recent months and it represents an integral part of my working setup in the office: I don’t know how I’d book my desk without it! In terms of communication it’s great, no excess messages or notifications! Sometimes it glitches out and disappears completely but I can live with that. A handy piece of software, would absolutely recommend.

Kai
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The Robin can do everything and cannot break. Looking forward to working with it more in the future! 100% recommendation.

George
Verified Purchase

Got my Robin 7 months ago. Although it was an impulsive buy on a cold Saturday evening, I can definitely say I was amazed by it and am still using it! The underlying hardware and software is one of a kind, never making any noise or unnecessary clatter while operating, and always ready to help with its wide range of knowledge and to the point instructions. The icing on the cake is its witty remarks and jokes once you get to know it. Would recommend this to everyone!

Andreas
Verified Purchase

Pros New Robin user here! The Robin is very easy to integrate with, has lots of features, excellent compatibility, and arrived with very positive recommendations from other users. Any time I needed support, the Robin support team was lighting fast and I was really impressed with the quick and easy setup. Cons Nothing to dislike so far.

Philippe
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