Madeleine Heitmann Hard-Working People & Culture Manager – Genius all-rounder for every need – Charming Foodie – Karlsruhe-red-yellow
by Remazing
Price:
$99999 **priceless**
ALL-TIME Availability + NO ReturnFit: As expected (110%)
KPI's:
- MADE IN EGGENSTEIN: This People & Culture Manager born and raised in beautiful Eggenstein near Karlsruhe teaches us all an important regional lesson: “Schpätzle werre gschabt ned presst”.
- SPECIAL SKILLS: The Madeleine Heitmann started not only as a fantastic People & Culture Manager but has stunning content writing skills as well. She truly is an all-rounder when it comes to her competencies.
- A LITTLE PARTY NEVER KILLED NOBODY: Due to her sparkling personality and profound drinking strength the Madeleine is the perfect addition to every evening! Combined with her organizational talent and her great sense of humor every party is a success.
- REAL FOODIE: Even though the Madeleine is known for her true love for food, she often has little or nothing to eat in the office. Maybe the food only tastes good while watching some trash TV in your sweatpants.
- SPORTY PEOPLE & CULTURE MANAGER: Although the Madeleine is quite humble when admitting her sports skills, she regularly proves her strength and athleticism as a member of the Remazing Sports Session.
Exclusive (1) at Remazing
A charming “Arbeitstier” with outstanding management skills – get the best with the Madeleine Heitmann People & Culture Manager
Designed to make the Remazing team happy, this People & Culture Manager is directly imported from the very south of Germany – at least if you look at it from a Hamburg point of view. The Madeleine Heitmann is an all-purpose weapon & all-rounder for every need! She is not only very reliable and great in her actual job but could also work as an event manager! Every event is more than a success when the Madeleine Heitmann organizes it.
Even though the Madeleine still loves Karlsruhe, she has always been a Hamburg fan – actually it was clear long before she started at Remazing that she would live in Hamburg one day.
For leisure, you should provide the manager with lots of books - thrillers are especially popular right now. Trash TV shows are also important: never miss an episode of Love Island! And if it's not a pandemic, you should go to festivals with your Madeleine, where she will demonstrate her drinking skills to you for sure!
Order to get amazed!
The product details
- Hard-working, reliable People & Culture Manager
- Made in Eggenstein
- Former part-time Content Manager (Hansaplast still loves you!)
- Extremely charming
- Honorary member of the Remazing Sports Club
- Material: Finest Neurons
- Colour: Karlsruhe-red-yellow
- Dimensions: 175 cm
- Model number: EGGENSTEIN#1
Customer reviews
5 out of 5
5 customer ratings
Clara
Although the Madeleine hasn’t been part of my collection for long yet, it has already gotten an invaluable product in my everyday life! It keeps me challenged every day and I never get bored with the Madeleine. The product description definitely keeps what it promises: the Madeleine not only is a perfect work buddy, providing feedback and guidance when you need it, but you can also easily spend your free-time with it. For example, I like to use the Madeleine when listening to true-crime podcasts, as this makes it a 5 times more fun experience. Truly an all-rounder!
Nice Bonus: To my surprise, the Madeleine is equipped with an extraordinary battery and sometimes doesn’t need to be charged with carbohydrates the whole day! I can say with confidence that I have rarely had such a well-functioning product with such a long battery life.
I can’t wait to use the Madeleine in the future. It is definitely priceless!
Emil
Our 7-member-family back in 2018 was happy that the delivery from India (Seller: Campusjäger) was undamaged and fast. Little did we know that we have purchased a Swiss army knife with 150+ functions. No matter which challenge occurred, together with this Madeleine, we always found a solution. After discovering and onboarding 50+ new joiners and, besides multiple other achievements (too many to list here), this Madeleine remains fresh, hard-working, and 100% reliable. Moreover, she is also a great companion for casual chit-chats, smoking, drinking, and partying. Our family wouldn't be as happy as it is and wouldn't have tremendously grown if it wasn't for her. We are all looking forward to solving more challenges with her in the future and cannot wait to see how she teaches "The Art of People & Culture" to other Swiss army knife models (e.g., "Clara").
Hannes
When I wanted to order Madeleine, she was not available in Germany via Prime shipping. However, Amazon's smart logistics system was able to locate a last Madeleine in a very small and dark warehouse in India. She didn't prepare a presentation herself back then, but now requires an excellent one from every applicant. What an impressive development! Over the last years, this Madeleine has been an all-purpose weapon. No matter if office design, data protection, contract preparation, or cigarette supply - she has a built-in and easy to use function for everything! You won’t believe it but she can even make video calls in restrooms!
However, the best thing about her is that she magically attracts more great people. For all these reasons, we are very glad we decided to purchase her and highly recommend everyone to do the same.
Filip
Madeleine was delivered in the same cohort as myself at Remazing. So I know her from day 1 and can guarantee that she is 100% robust and extremely reliable. Manages to jump from interview to interview and convinces all potential new hires no matter what the surroundings hold for her. In the beginning sitting in the hallway in between cartons of “Nagelbürsten” and “Rouladennadeln” and then later taking it even to the next level and holding her meetings from the ladies bathroom. Nothing can interfere with her amazing quality and calmness to manage every situation. Would absolutely purchase again!
Sven
This Madeleine is one of a kind. Once purchased make sure to not run out of pasta and wine and things run perfectly. I doubt it will get back in stock tho
