Luise Knoop Senior Content Manager – SEO Pro with Eagle Eye – Empathic, Organized and Fun to be Around – Green
by Remazing
Price:
$99999 **priceless**
ALL-TIME Availability + NO ReturnFit: As expected (110%)
KPI's:
- MULTI PURPOSE: She is not only a great Senior Content Manager for Germany but also works quite well as Country Manager for the Netherlands, Sweden or any other country.
- PITCH EXPERIENCE: This Luise is the best option to win (content) pitches - success guaranteed. No matter which product categories, from Merz to Vaillant, she gets them all.
- SKIN ANALYSIS SKILLS: If you want soft/protected/moisturized skin, the Luise Knoop can give advice. All the NIVEA experience makes her a qualified skin expert.
- FOOD EXPERT: This content manager comes with excellent skills in cooking and baking. With her, there is no excuse for not bringing lunch to work. No more Thermomix or Beets & Roots needed!
- THOUGHTFULLY SIZED: As the Luise loves tea it was created just tall enough to reach the tea cupboard in every kitchen. Plus: not necessary to use the full height of standing desks to place her!
Exclusive (1) at Remazing
Luise Knoop Senior Content Manager – Extremely hardworking, coming up with a solution for everything!
Created in Bergedorf, Lüneburg and Hamburg this Senior Content Manager brings everything you need to create best content and keep clients happy.
If you need a great team lead, more order in your work life and household or just someone to talk to, she is the best one to choose. Additionally, the Luise comes with diverse food recommendations, a large Hamburg knowledge and the ability to organize festivals. If you are interested, you can also cut her hair as there is no difference to be realized afterwards. Another great feature is her ability to keep kitchens and coffee machines clean at all times. To sum it up: She just gets things done!
The Luise Knoop is also very strong-minded and resistant as she was trained hard by being one of the first women in the Remazing team. Nearly unbreakable but please don’t drop!
To even increase durability, regularly give her salad with some special ingredients (e.g. beans, beetroots or quinoa) and a lot of tea. From time to time she also appreciates a Hanuta.
Add on: This content manager is also available in travel size to take it with you on your next vacation. It fits and works well in even the smallest busses or accommodations.
The product details
- Best in-class content creator
- Super kind and emphatic
- Well-structured, supportive and clean
- Material: fluffy wool
- Colour: Green (highlighting harmony and balance)
- Dimensions: tea-cupboard-tall
- Model number: NIVEA#1
Customer reviews
5 out of 5
3 customer ratings
Lara W.
When I ordered this Luise I wasn't really sure if it would fit my needs, but now after almost 2 years of having her around, I can say I recommend this investment to everyone who needs a super reliable, hard-working colleague who is always up for a nice conversation.
Maintenance is also super easy as she is a great companion when it comes to cleaning the office kitchen. This Luise you can trust 100% and I definitely won't return this one
Emil Beck
When this Luise arrived at our family, she immediately won the hearts of Beiersdorf, our boys, and our freelancers with her open, friendly and helpful character. Sometimes, you purchase a product, and you realize: How could I live without this? This was a similar moment with this Luise and her eagle-eye. Besides her strong content skills, she possesses a "Grünen Daumen". Although some of our plants didn't make it far, Luise herself has grown tremendously over the past 3 years, managing a fast-growing team and winning every pitch she is involved with. Our family and our coffee machine wouldn't be here without her. Strong recommendation, 5/5 stars, and thank you for the recommendation, Alex Schäfer! 🐑
hannes detjen
Luise was a great acquisition from the beginning!
Never gives up: We assume a battery life of more than 24 hours if she wants to win the next pitch or optimize 500 skin creams. We also observe a long runtime when she is looking for a new apartment in Bramfeld, Wandsbek or elsewhere not too close to the city center.
Source of inspiration: This version is closely linked to its variants, she is thinking about their well-being at all times and let’s them grow around her like monstera plants.
Extremely reliable: Even without regular maintenance (e.g. canceled weekly’s), this Luise is incredibly reliable and has everything under control at all times. Originally we only signed a leasing contract as she was supposed to develop into a PhD student after some time - hard to put in words how happy we are that she stays with us hopefully forever.
PS.. Don't buy her LinkedIn Profile, it's a fake Luise.
