Lara Gföllner Hard-Working E-Commerce Consultant – Reliable Beiersdorf Expert – Equipped with an Extraordinary Sense of Smell – Austria-red-white
by Remazing
Price:
$99999 **priceless**
ALL-TIME Availability + NO ReturnFit: As expected (110%)
KPI's:
- Made in Austria: Raised in a small village in Austria, this e-commerce consultant appreciates her origins and always needs to be brought back to her beloved mountains from time to time.
- Traveler & mover: From Waizenkirchen to Hamburg to Munich with pit stops in Ghana, Mexico and many other places. The Lara must be moved regularly to not get bored.
- Tough and robust: Even if she sometimes gets damaged, the Lara is easy to repair and then fully functional again. Not even (17+) broken bones or snow storms limit her durability.
- Client-Exciter: This e-commerce, and especially advertising-expert, keeps all her clients happy. She comes with an exceptional knowledge about the whole BDF assortment and is regularly rescuing Dorel.
- Easy maintenance: Just place the Lara in front of a TV, preferably showing her winter sports or murder series, and feed her with leftover lunch from her boyfriends enforced work break.
Exclusive (1) at Remazing
The Lara Gföllner E-Commerce Consultant – Imported in the best quality from Austria
If you need an ideal, extremely skilled and diligent e-commerce expert, the Lara is the perfect choice for you. She not only is able to gain knowledge on every brands’ product, but also solves every problem you could ever imagine.
Moreover, she is not only a perfect asset for your professional life, but also for more private occasions. She is a great addition for a fun night out with some dancing and crazy taxi rides. Furthermore, she is able to detect Wi-Fi everywhere and is probably the most talented helper if you want to move houses, as she has extensive experience in moving flats herself.
Due to her multiple relocations, she was one of the first to bring international flair to Remazing. But she still loves being surrounded by mountains and snow – if you can’t provide access to both, you should at least let her watch Winter Sport, give her some Bavarian beer and take her on regular weekend trips! Also, when being with the Lara, you should always make sure to have a translator with you, so that you don't get confused when it comes to Mistkübel, Kohlsprossen, Schwammerl & Co.
A big plus: Even the angriest version of the Lara is still the nicest person you can imagine. Just be aware, she has extensive knowledge of how to get away with murder. But no worries, so far she did not put her knowledge into practice and is rather saving it as a conversation topic for her eagerly awaited dinner with Mark Benecke.
Order now to get a very rare, high-quality product that is able to support you in every life situation.
The product details
- Hard-working & reliable
- Made in Austria
- Multi-purpose use
- Expert for Maxi-Cosis and cream
- Honourable 1-time-member of the Remazing Sports Club
- Material: Finest Neurons
- Colour: Austria-red-white
- Dimensions: Tall as the mountains
- Model number: #4730
Customer reviews
5 out of 5
6 customer ratings
Emil
Lara is the best product that we (and Beiersdorf) have ever received from Austria. We first purchased this Lara as an intern. She was a flexible all-rounder, from managing MAM Content, solving the Trello cards from Beiersdorf in rocket speed, to finally bringing order to our Product tester club. Then she stayed as a remote working student, the first beta version of working remotely at Remazing. To fill in all positions available (Freelancer missing), we were happy that Lara decided to jump in full-time in December 2019. The rest is history: the sales of Beiersdorf, SIGG, and Dorel have only increased from this point, and especially Lara has developed tremendously. The cherry on top: with this purchase, we even brought more social impact to Remazing, as Lara supports building schools in Ghana. 5/5 stars!
Annabel
At first I was hesitant with purchasing the Lara so it took me two months of knowing this product before finally ordering in April 2020. I have to say I couldn’t be happier with the decision. The Lara has been a real asset from the very beginning and has not only helped me to develop most of the consulting skills I have today but also has been really fun to use at work and on team events. Additionally the Lara is always available, no matter the location (even on trains), which is really important as since I received her I need her various functions in many different situations. There is no comparable product on the market and I would highly recommend the Lara to anyone looking for a reliable and fun addition to their life!
Sven
By the time I purchased this Lara, I had no clue how important it would be to have one. While all the NIVEA cremes me and this Lara sold over the last 3 years only last for 12 months, the Lara keeps running perfectly ever since and I see no signs of slowing down. While I can 100% recommend using this Lara as the lead in managing all sort of clients, I need to emphasize that it is an extremely fun product to be around. I was a bit skeptical when I read about the 17+ broken bones, but I can assure you: This Lara works even better now than on day 1. I often used this Lara to train other products of mine. With her ability of handling all different kind of products, this Lara has made every product around better. You’ll don’t find anything comparable on the market. Final conclusion: This product from Austria has over a hundred more use cases than any swiss army knife! Best purchase ever.
Miriam
My team was already working with this Lara for quite some time. So when I started working with it I was completely fascinated how fast and smart this Lara is working. Doesn’t matter for this Lara if it’s a stressful situation or not, it always stays cool and helps wherever it can. Besides stressful situations it’s also really fun to use in your free time to have a coffee with or just to talk. I couldn’t ask for a better addition to the team because without our Lara most of us would be lost. It’s a must-have for everyone, but to be honest I wouldn’t like to share our Lara with anyone else. Even if it’s not "Made in Germany", this Austrian product is of the highest quality and irreplaceable for all of us.
Muriel
I met Lara not too long ago, but I can already say after two months that I am more than impressed and rarely meet someone so hard working and motivated. Between what feels like a hundred phone calls a day, she manages to answer every open question and is also incredibly good at explaining things. Even though I unfortunately never got to meet Lara live, I can already say that she is always super friendly and I look forward to it every time we have a call together. I think that Lara's day secretly consists of more hours. Otherwise, I can't explain it. That's also the reason why Lara definitely deserves more than five stars.
Hannes
Since we purchased this Lara, I admire her for everything she does. She is always there for everyone, she stays polite in challenging situations and she is calm in herself (at least that's what she seems). This Lara doesn't need to communicate loudly, instead she shows day after day what a machine she is. Incredible loyalty that continues through all product cycles, whether it's an internship phase, remote working student or full-time. We miss her a bit in our office, but know she is happiest near her Austrian home. Note: Just put Nivea cream on her from time to time or apply the Nivea face brush gently, then she will stay smooth for many more years.
