Danai Pallikarakis Passionate Senior Art Director – Organized and Creative Design Expert – Dedicated Team Lead with a Humorous Twist – Dark Colourful

A couple of years ago, I ordered DanAI to improve our morale and lighten up our moods with jokes. I was overwhelmed by the repertoire of jokes that DanAI comes with. It's pre-installed with a wide range of jokes from popular shows like The Office, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, dad jokes, and puns that are guaranteed to make you ROFL harder than ever before. I never realized how many innuendos are hidden in a normal workday. Unfortunately, there isn't a setting to lower the frequency of jokes per minute, so brace yourself for an onslaught of comedic therapy. I even found myself using "that's what she said" jokes in the most inappropriate situations.

Now, here's the best part: DanAI features the amazing SupportAnimal 3.2. It transforms your DanAI into a fully-featured emotional support system, resembling the reliability of a Karp. The psychological analytics are on point, though the puns might not always fit the situation, I still love it! With DanAI by my side, I no longer need to see a therapist—I entrust my deepest secrets to my DanAI confidant.

Initially, I worried about connection stability when DanAI's servers moved to Spain, but it turns out they have excellent Wi-Fi, despite the abundance of oranges in Valencia. So, for the most part, DanAI is fully functional and an amazing sidekick for all your adventures.

Pro Tip: Ask DanAI, "Hey DanAI, what are some great places in Hamburg to get good coffee?" It provides fantastic recommendations, although it does tend to favor flat white coffee.

I purchased my Danai from Greece since it was not available in Germany anymore. When I wanted to Log-In and typed in my name etc. it’s autocorrection changed my name “Buket” to “Börek” - not sure how I should feel about that... I still kept it and really enjoy my organization tool since then 🙂 It’s for sure a keeper! The tool sends you a joke every morning so you never start your day boring or in a bad mood.

I would always buy my Danai again! There is no Börek without Gyros anymore <3

I bought the colorful-dark Danai with red Henkel Highlights - turning out it were red bell peppers upside down, which gives her sad look. But this is not making her less funny and creative. Quite the opposite! I would even say to be careful with combining the Danai creativity- and bad jokes-feature. E.g the Danai mixed my former and current last names (Hatje & Armbruster) and made »Katrin Hat Brust« out of it. That’s what she said. It’s also very easy to charge the Danai, no specials needed - pasta and pain au chocolate are fine. You can also charge her on the go via video call. Showing her a dog here works very well, especially if the dog poops on the floor, gives her even more energy. Now I’m super curious to soon have my Danai 2.0 Valencia-Edition, that comes with a ponytail option. But due to custom restrictions the Danai stills stucks in Spain. Hopefully receiving her in August.

I just used the Danai online a few times and I already knew this is something I need permanently.

I remember like it was yesterday, 30 September 2021, I was so happy to finally have a real Danai, it would help me organise everything, tell me where to get good food and no matter what you say you will always get a "that's what she said" joke. And I'm telling you, no matter who says something, in my head I see my Danai grinning and quietly saying, "That's what she said". It's crazy that once you've had a Danai, you can't get rid of it.

So YES, I would recommend you to keep your Danai if you get one, but you have to be quick because Danai is rare! I just saw that Katrin is still waiting for her Danai 2.0 Valencia edition, I also waited two months to finally get my Danai 1.0 Hamburg edition, so be patient, Danai will arrive one day, but I'm also waiting for the Valencia update to arrive in Hamburg, so maybe we'll get it at the same time. 🤞🏽

At first I wasn’t 100% sure about purchasing the Danai; I missed the presale in Spain and from February on just the Online Danai would be available in Germany. The online version was a great surprise though! The Danai is able to cheer up a whole weird quirky creative team (which is rare) even the online version! It was my first time experiencing this good results so I was not surprised when I got to see that the in person version was even better; impressive. Purchase The Danai, you won’t regret it!

PS: This product has a manufacturer's defect tho, for some reason the product will randomly copy your outfits, which is weird, and creepy. Maybe it’s trying to tell me something. Maybe it’s a threat. Maybe you shouldn’t purchase the product. Idk.

No actually that is was she said, like my Danai right. I can’t imagine going one more day without my Danai. Not only the sometimes bad jokes always cheer me up but what I find very wonderful is how much initiative this product takes by it’s own. It gently reminds me every day to be my best version and supports with eagle eyes. Definitely one of the best purchases I’ve made in a long time. I’m very happy my friend recommended me this product. I was always missing something greek in my life.

Sometimes the Danai tries to start a weird conversation beginning with „fu** you Tony“ - I guess that’s also a bug, does someone else have this problem?

But other than that I send out a huge recommendation in getting your own Danai. Maybe even the Valencia edition, I heard that version brings in the heat and storys about urin smell in the streets.

Pro tip from my side: I found out that you can also give your Danai Berliner Luft to recharge - works wonders!!

I was kind of late to the party – I heard so many good things about the Danai and was lucky enough to be able to purchase my Danai a few months ago.

And what can I say? There’s so many facets to the product that it’s hard to describe. The most impressive thing about the Danai I bought: So far, this product seems to develop skills endlessly. At first, I noticed that my Danai is a creative genius that is even able to invent new types of colors or come up with the best bad jokes. But then, I also thought that my Danai reminds me a bit of Marie Kondo when she is around other creative genius products – she brings order to the chaos.

Above those and many more features that I’ve witnessed, my Danai is like a Greek (or Valencian?) ray of sunshine – she lights up the room with her unprecedented way of functioning and lets people feel better after using the Danai (no pun intended). It must be her Greek spirit or the heavy amount of orange juice with which she needs to be charged (but only when she’s in Spain).

Overall, I can’t think of a thing one couldn’t use the Danai for. 5/5 – highly recommended for anyone!!

Upon arrival at my doorstep it was clear that the Danai machine was Greek handcrafting at its finest. The "Palli" (as commonly called by specialists) is not only a decent entertainment device for social events but also serves as a powerful creativity enhancer for any kind of brainstorming.

To be completely transparent, I was expecting the jokes to be slightly more qualitative... After contacting customer support however, they made it crystal clear : it works with the help of an extremely random AI, enabling the Palli to be as brilliant as it can be terribly lame.

Be aware :

• While it can survive a few days on awkwardness, the machine runs on pasta consumption, which can get very expensive.
• A "That's what she said" joke is programmed to be launched every hour, without it the device will initiate a self-destruct sequence.
• It easily gets confused about other products' origins and claims everything comes from the Greek. Maybe there is a screw loose somewhere in there..

Considering the warranty expired, I guess I'll keep this model with the hope that an update gets released later on !

NB : Not suitable for children

When I bought this Danai three years ago, I never dreamed what a bull's eye she would be! Since she was produced in Crete, Greece, she still brings light to every dark place. She represents tremendous positivity and puts a smile on everyone's face with her appearance. When her tank is empty, simply refill it with orange juice from Valencia and I stress: only from Valencia! Then she educates clients and consultants alike. And she even manages to motivate roommates and / or her partner to be tidier and cleaner! This Danai is unique and I can absolutely recommend her to everyone. Thanks for everything also to the manufacturers, fantastic job!

For the heat in Mallorca, it was very helpful. However, I had to feed it constantly with fresh coffee and Spanish food so that it works well. Once I accidentally placed it in front of a music box that had honeycomb patterns. And then she started answering only in Greek. So this is not recommended!

Still, she is mega creative and very helpful. Only the "That's what she said" jokes are very inappropriate in some moments.

When my parents came over they had a problem getting on the internet. After a while my dad said "I'm in!" and Danai like: That's what he said. Well, it was a little uncomfortable. But also kind of funny.