Sven Oldendorf Hard Working Senior E-Commerce Consultant – Genius DSP Expert – Charming FIFA Pro – HSV-Blue-White-Black
by Remazing
Price:
$99999 **priceless**
ALL-TIME Availability + NO ReturnFit: As expected (110%)
KPI's:
- MADE IN BERGSTEDT: This consultant born and raised in beautiful Hamburg-Bergstedt lives by the motto "Vom Bordstein zur Skyline". From bankrupt Kettler Company he made it to pushing Beiersdorf stocks through the roof.
- FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT: The Sven Oldendorf started the DSP service at Remazing successfully from scratch. Another proof that this approach works out for us if done by this amazing human being.
- EASY APPLICATION: Due to his profound knowledge of Beiersdorf his beauty routine is one of a kind. Combined with his great humor he is a perfect match.
- SMOKING THRILLS: He is a living example of how smoking can be combined with any hobby such as sightseeing and football. Several pictures of proof are taken by Emil.
- THOUGHTFULLY SIZED: The Sven Oldendorf is measured 180 cm. Order with cap and he’s even taller.
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Blue is the colour that combines the two loves of the Sven Oldendorf: It is the company colour of his beloved client Beiersdorf and his favourite football club HSV – and how we say in German: He likes to be “blau”.
Sven is not only known for his extremely good instinct for clients’ needs but also for his deep knowledge about the food scene in Hamburg. He was eating at "the Nudelmann" almost every day and belonged to the early adopters in the Jungfernstieg region. Due to Sven, the Nudelmann is now more successful than ever.
He does not only take responsibility for noodles but for interns as well. He is the supervisor with the most interns in Remazing's history, six to date. And as far as we know, all of them developed great.
Remazing is very happy and thankful to have such a skilled consultant, caring team member and talented soccer player.
The product details
- Hard-working, reliable Senior E-Commerce Consultant
- Made in Bergstedt
- Former Country Manager Italy & Spain
- Extremely handsome
- GOAT (Greatest of all times) of Remazing's soccer team
- Material: Finest Neurons
- Colour: HSV-Blue-White-Black
- Dimensions: 180 cm
- Model number: SVBERGSTEDT10
Customer reviews
5 out of 5
3 customer ratings
Emilio Beck
My co-founder and I bought this Sven to be responsible for Kettler and for being the Country Manager of Italy & Spain. While his Spanish skills are quite good, all of us quickly realized that he lacks Italian. As he is a flexible allrounder and quick-learner, he shifted towards Consulting and began his mission to save NIVEA on Amazon. Due to his quick success, other brands followed shortly. Besides his hard-working mentality and sharing the same love for caps, there were more positive surprises: First, I value his strong skills in table tennis and FIFA, the games against him are always very tough! Second, he became a great companion for business travels. During one trip to Paris, we noticed his passion for smoking in front of essential sightseeing spots and my ability to capture him at the best moment. I'm very looking forward to extending our gallery and visit other new places in the future!
hannes detjen
Before you read my review, I have to point out that I came into contact with a “Sven” at a very early age. As a child I lived only a few hundred meters away from the “Oldendorf” family, who were the proud owners of product version 1.0. Even on my football team, many people reported early on about the great advantages of the “Sven”, which received much attention as a valuable addition on the pitch and at children’s birthday parties at SV Bergstedt. Such an early phase definitely shapes you (Yes, I am biased!) and I knew that one day I would want to have my own “Sven”. In 2017 the time had finally come. We didn’t have much back then and had to dig deep into our pockets, but I can recommend this investment to everyone! It has been working extremely reliably for 3 years now, is resistant and makes people laugh with its good sense of humor. We recommend changing the cigarettes every now and then, wrapping it in a Jack Wolfskin jacket, rubbing it with Nivea cream and then putting it on a Kettler Speedy 10 inch bike. Then it runs very smoothly again! To all of you who are about to make a purchase decision, pay attention to this great offer: If you buy your “Sven” now, you get 850 product optimizations from Hansaplast free of charge on top!
